SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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