hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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