this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Randomize
