And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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