PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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