he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
We were destined to go to rehab together
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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