I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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