i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
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