Whod you bang
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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