Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Are my feet made of real feet?
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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