There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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