You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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