I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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