people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
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