So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
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