Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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