my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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