pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
if i died would you start the facebook group?
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
