Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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