dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
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