So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
Randomize
