I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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