I'm eating all of the evidence.
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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