Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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