i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
the liver wants what the liver wants
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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