She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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