He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
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