I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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