spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I wish i was in the wii world.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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