I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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