I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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