call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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