I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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