i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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