spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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