U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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