Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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