i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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