All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
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