singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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