I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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