called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
It's blow job season.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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