he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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