She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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