Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
Randomize
