i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
His hands were made for my vagina.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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