He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
how drunk are you?
Several
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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