i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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