we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
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