i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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