I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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