Define "chronic" masturbator.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Randomize
