is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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